It's Opposite Day in Play-school

Sort of the Dennis Miller of unlikely conservatives

(breitbart)

"I'd been wondering why the liberals are so passionate about this Health Care thing. It couldn't be because they actually care about sick, poor people. If they did, they would visit hospitals, and give ten percent of their gross salaries to Compassion International and World Vision, like us stupid church go-ers do."

— Victoria Jackson?

Read on exhibit A.

Victoria Jackson's like this Palin-Coulter love-child... but without the love.

One day we're laughing at the antics of her baby-doll character on SNL, and then it's like the Zombie Jesus got her. These opposite-mongers twist very basic precepts of their religion into something cruel, unforgiving, and stingy.

"Socialized medicine makes people die. You stand in a long, long line with a breast lump, clogged artery, or sharp pencil stuck in your eye, and someone like the DMV person, who can’t speak English, has chewing gum, an attitiude, really long fake nails that curl up at the end, and is talking on a cell phone, enjoying their power trip moment, is finally face to face with you."

Au contraire, my Rapture-ready birth certificate conspiracy nut.

You can get caught up on so-called socialism, but some people call it Christian:

Act 4:31-37:

When they had prayed, the place was shaken where they were assembled, and they were all filled with the Holy Ghost. They spoke the word of God with boldness.

The multitude was of one heart and one soul: neither said any of them that the things which he possessed were his own, but they had all things common.

Neither was there anyone among them that lacked, for many who possessed land or houses sold them and brought the prices of the things that were sold and laid at the apostles' feet: and distribution was made unto every man according to his need.

Read more about exhibit A.