Post... Apocalyptic| Why Now? Why Rapture?| Seal the Deal| What's in Store?| Coming Soon?

The Millennium has passed...

...but the Armageddon-mongers haven't.

Showing posts with label Palin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Palin. Show all posts

Katie Couric Condemns Canadian Seals

Living further-up to her Edward R. Morrow award for journalism, Ms. Couric applies critical thinking to reportage on the town hall bootjacks hoping to turn every policy debate into a referendum on their philosophically unrelated pet peeves.

What's Guns got to do with it?

(HuffPo)

"At a town meeting hosted by Senator Arlen Specter, a Pennsylvania resident stood up to say that the health care debate has "awakened the sleeping giant."
Not exactly.

What's it's done, it seems, is stirred a hornets nest, and uncovered disturbing attitudes and emotions that have nothing to do with policy."
— Katie Couric



Read More.



Some people wonder what's become of Katie Couric, ever since she effectively stopped any chance of Sarah Palin ever running for public office outside of Southeastern Kansas... or as long as those election 2008 interviews are archived on YouTube.



Navy seals rock better in some ways than in others. For example, they make GREAT charity calendars when the pentagon has to do fundraising and bake sales to fund the new paramilitary troops being institutionalized among the ranks of that teaming hotbed of savage social radicalism, ACORN.

"Are we really still debating health care when a man brings a handgun to a church where the President is speaking? How does a swastika spray-painted on a Congressman's office further a discussion about Medicare?"

Let's agree to disagree without condemning an entire class of people who have the Best Healthcare America Has to Offer... Canadian Seals.

See More.

◊ ◊ ◊ 


 ◊ ◊ ◊

Ralf Reed Returns from the Dark Side

Reed My Lips no new axes.

(ajc)

"I do guerrilla warfare," Reed once boasted to a reporter, describing how he ambushed his enemies as a political operative. "I paint my face and travel at night. You don't know it's over until you're in a body bag"
— Ralph Reed




Read more about Reed's diabolical come-back.

Google: Ralph Reed, Jack Abramoff, Sun Myung Moon, Karl Rove, Grover Norquist, and see how much company they keep.

Today, much of the Republican Party is made up of southern segregation Democrats and their offspring, those who were disgusted by northern Democrats who signed onto the 1964 Civil Right Act. They and their children, and their children's children, have never gotten over it.

Neoconservatives, represented today by Kristol, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, Feith, and Pearl soon followed, because of their disgust for fellow Democrats involved with the anti-Vietnam War peace movement.

But the GOP sealed its fate, the one it's living today, when Ronald Reagan kissed the opulent ring of that corpulent gay-basher, Jerry Falwell, who ostensibly ran the Moral Majority on behalf of Ralph Reed, who's been laundering church tithing for decades via illegal operations with his College Republican cronies, Jack Abramoff and Grover Norquist.

Rove sopped up the dregs of these religiBigot war-mongers from the Democratic Party in 2004, but they were nothing new to the GOP by then, just the ones who needed that kick in the pants from 9/11 scareMongering...



...and the wedgie he gave them over same-sex marriage. More war... More religion. Warligion is their brand, so the DNC was essentially drained of these characters by then.

What we see now is the mass-migration of those three waves of jihadi-bigots from Bush to Palin, in whom they've suddenly found his intellectual relative browsing the city library stacks for books to burn.



That movement and the moderates now being purged from the RNC is the primary political dynamic of our day. The Democrats have only had to sit quietly, eerily polite for the last four years, while 8 years of self-serving policy disasters destroy the RNC.

Ralph Reed, if he had it to do all over again, would do it all over again.

Read more about Reed's return from the Dark Side.

◊ ◊ ◊ 


 ◊ ◊ ◊

Peggy Pegs Palin

Conservative columnist and former Reagan speechwriter Peggy Noonan pens the epilogue on the rise and fall of Sarah Palin, but I don't think Palin's done with us yet. Still, it's scathing stuff:

Noonan's non-no on Palin's no-go.

(HuffPo)

"She wasn't thoughtful enough to know she wasn't thoughtful enough. Her presentation up to the end has been scattered, illogical, manipulative and self-referential to the point of self-reverence.

"In another age it might not have been terrible, but here and now it was actually rather horrifying."
— Peggy Noonan


Read more, if you dare

I don't think anybody has put it any better, except when Noonan put it even more succinctly, very early on, when she was caught on a live mike last year calling "political bullshit" on the Palin pick for VP.

Chuck Todd: "Yeah, I mean is she really the most qualified woman they could have turned to?"

Peggy Noonan: "The most qualified? No! I think they went for this — excuse me — political bullshit about narratives."

Chuck Todd: "Yeah they went to a narrative."

Mike Murphy: "I totally agree."


Noonan also reads the beads of people who make excuses for the rise and fall of Sarah Palin, "some of whom have taken to telling themselves Palin myths. To wit..."

"I love her because she's so working-class." She is not working class, never was. Her father was a teacher and school track coach, her mother the school secretary. They were middle-class figures of respect, stability and local status. I think intellectuals call her working-class because they see the makeup, the hair, the heels and the sleds and think they're working class 'tropes.' Because, you know, that's what they teach in 'Ways of the Working Class' at Yale and Dartmouth.

I'm reminded of my sister's harangue. She's in education and says "kids today" are taught that everybody's a little prince or princess, everyone's a winner, except Noonan aims directly at OUR generation:

"The media did her in." Her lack of any appropriate modesty did her in. Actually, it's arguable that membership in the self-esteem generation harmed her. For 30 years the self-esteem movement told the young they're perfect in every way. It's yielding something new in history: an entire generation with no proper sense of inadequacy.

And here's an instance of power speaking truth to power.

"The elites hate her." The elites made her. It was the elites of the party, the McCain campaign and the conservative media that picked her and pushed her. The base barely knew who she was. It was the elites, from party operatives to public intellectuals, who advanced her and attacked those who said she lacked heft. She is a complete elite confection. She might as well have been a bonbon.

Are you listening Bill Kristol? Do your party a favor. Stop dumbing down to them. Enough of these Dan Quayle-esque dumbasses you keep digging up!

Read of Noonan's scathing eulogy at the WSJ.

◊ ◊ ◊ 


 ◊ ◊ ◊

Burris: The Sarah Palin of DNC Politics

Two peas, two pods

(HuffPo)

"Burris was appointed by disgraced Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich to fill the Senate seat vacated by President Barack Obama. His appointment was criticized from the moment it was announced and prompted calls for Burris to resign...
— Henry C Jackson (AP)





Read More.

Alan just said that I nailed it:

Burris is the Sarah Palin of the Democratic Party, defiant until the... until the... premature end.

His effective resignation just seals the impression of a loud mouth out of his league.

Really, the guy has the gall-filled balls of that woman, shrugging off his own parade of ethical violation... the violations of Blagojevich... as if it's just something someone made up just to get under his skin.

"Burris also faced structural barriers, including anemic fundraising. Recent polls have shown most Illinois voters do not support him, and he has repeatedly changed his story about his dealings with Blagojevich"

We're all special and have peculiar and wonderful talents, but where do some people get this sense of entitlement, the feeling that God intends SUCH great things for them... to the extent that their lies and deceit, even treachery seems to them like the will of God too?

Read More.

◊ ◊ ◊ 


 ◊ ◊ ◊

Palin's Indenpendence Party

Palin concedes BEFORE the reelection campaign

(Huffpo)

"But you don't hear much of the good stuff in the press anymore, do you?

Some say things changed for me on August 29th last year - the day John McCain tapped me to be his running-mate - I say others changed."
— Sarah Palin


Read More.

Something uncomfortable about not having Dick Nixon to kick around anymore comes hauntingly to mind. You KNOW we haven't seen the last of the Palins yet.


Was talking to friends this week about the idea that Palin has transcended politics in the same way Paris Hilton somehow transcends celebrity, both of them becoming demigoddesses that no longer depend on auditioning for a role or campaigning for office.

Both have somehow wheedled their uniquely public persona into something beyond the roles they more ostensibly assume, living life as reality TV characters, albeit characters outside any particular reality TV program. They're multi-media reality stars, born for 24-hour cable, YouTube, txting, tweeting, and blogging.

Their whole lives have achieved a unique status, abiding like those who are famous just for being themselves... instead of any role they might play.

Michael Jackson had achieved it, but he didn't rest well knowing it. He seemed determined to bounce back as a pop star confined by production schedules... rather than inhabit the character of always-on notoriety he had become.

I think Palin recognized this, saw that the Alaska office was just dragging her down, when she could be out on the open road running the Sarah Palin Show... without a state ethics board in tow.

To what end... I don't know. She could just as easily become the political world's Kato Kaelin as she can be Paris Hilton, who has decided to sit back herself, now, to rewrite her place in the world, after notoriety was displaced by notorious.

"Political operatives descended on Alaska last August, digging for dirt. The ethics law I championed became their weapon of choice. Over the past nine months I've been accused of all sorts of frivolous ethics violations - such as holding a fish in a photograph, wearing a jacket with a logo on it, and answering reporters' questions.

"Every one - all 15 of the ethics complaints have been dismissed. We've won!"


After hearing her concession, Tom in the Richmond asks, "Did she just say that to hunker down and get the job done in the face of adversity is the quitters way out?"

"Really?"

In essence, she said it!

She's also saying it's okay to lie about "Every one - all 15 of the ethics complaints having been dismissed."

"Bitch was toll she abuse her power, and that her husban' abuse her power... when they went on the family feud after the brother in law... using, the full unfaith and power of the governor's office"
— Anonymous Source



Speaking of ethics, maybe something bigger's coming up, and the Palin's are hunkering down or distancing themselves, maybe as money to fight it dries up, but I have to say, I might be more nervous not knowing what she's up to without an ethics committee looking after her from now on.

Tom in the Richmond also wonders, "if she's counting on the fact that people will forget this by the time she's running for president, because all she's shown right now is that when the going gets tough, she runs away.

"I wonder if it has anything to do with other GOP governors getting caught doing super hypocritical things. Is she just trying to stay out of the crosshairs?"

Aye!

My suspicion is; she's realized that the never-ending henpecking of the press, on every stupid thing she's come up with, will not subside, and that it's no way to prepare for higher office, especially when she can reasonably expect to lose reelection for governor in Alaska.

I think she's been properly advised by FOX Noose's Greta Van Stusteren to transcend political office, to operate from her own platform, where she can't be held ethically accountable while she remakes herself for 2012.

Read More.

◊ ◊ ◊ 


 ◊ ◊ ◊

Kristol Dishes!

The fight over the much-aledged mis-handling of Palin continues.


Post-partum Diva or the future of the GOP?
(Politico/AP/VanityFair)
"When Kristol questioned the likelihood of a male like Mark Wallace using such a gossipy term as diva, (to describe Palin) this source said, Scheunemann wrote back that Mark Wallace knows something about divas because he’s married to a diva."

— Jonathan Martin

Read more post-party gossip @ Politco

Good god, how ironic to read so far into such a sordid tale of sectarian gossip-mongering, and then to have a rumor mill like Bill Kristol cough up such a bizarre one.

What a bunch of divas they ALL are, and the preposterous macho posturing is just a laugh riot coming from one so prim, pursed and plainly effete at Ms. Kristol.

"Was Palin a fresh talent whose debut was mishandled by self-serving campaign insiders, or an eccentric diva who had no business on the national stage?"
— Jonathan Martin for Politico
Damn! If you have to ask...

But it gets even worse: Asked about these accusation, McCain campaign manager Steve Schmidt struck back: "I'm sure John McCain would be president today if only Bill Kristol had been in charge of the campaign."

"After all, his management of Dan Quayle’s public image as his chief of staff is still something that takes your breath away," Schmidt continued.

Putting his experience as a blogger to good use, Jonathan Martin is totally rolling with the snark.

Go read more of Martin's gossipy drool!

The facts are these: If George Bush could pull it off, barging his way into office by way of the kind of judicial activism he swore he abhorred, having done it with a brain no better than Sarah Palin's, the American people COULD be just as susceptible to her under the right circumstances.

"There is ultimately no way to read McCain’s selection of Palin as reflecting anything other than an appalling egotism, heedlessness, and lack of judgment in a man whose courage, tenacity, and character they have extravagantly admired.
— Todd Purdum, Vanity Fair



But I think we've changed and may be set for at least 80 years before the religious crazies will be again able to whip people up into a supersticious stupor over the NEXT Millennium, Rapture, Tribulation, and Armageddon.

We're a decade past that mythological due date, so the appeal of a Rapture-ready battle axe like Palin is limited to the 20% of people who need end-times Apocalypse-mongering to get them to the polls.

"What happened, was what the McCain campaign had not really taken the time to find out, that there was a whole sort of counter-story about her in Alaska that was a lot less rosy than the one they sold of a governor... so there were always a lot more problems with her than they knew."
She'll do great in places like Indiana, Texas, and Alabama, but she'll need to reinvent herself on a scale that George Bush was able to do for himself, if she's going to pull off an electoral heist as blatantly as he did in 2000.

Go read Purdum's gossipy brew at Vanity Fair!

◊ ◊ ◊ 


 ◊ ◊ ◊